I can’t tell if this is Kristin Stewart or Elizabeth Gillies 

odolnost:

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

isn’t this like the same thing some douche said about girlfriends 

comic-view:

…You mean, Captain U.S.A. Not America.

japert:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

googlebus:

ofeibea:

googlebus:

lzbth:

people that smile a lot freak me out. what are u plotting

nothing

Neville?

I’m gonna kill you 

tired-and-mean:

Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano

This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.

Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

doctorwho:

Amy Pond.

athomewithmulana:

dancingaroundhogwarts:

remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good 

Remember how she’s a lesbian now

leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

thank you once again

AH WHEN WILL THEY END

EVEN MORE OMFG

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

In a matter of seconds